Jeremy Cloud is a penguin.
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He converted to penguinism after determining that the human race is a crock, and that being a penguin raised his chances of swimming, yelling, and fishing for a living.
When not being a penguin, or when he has a hankering for beer, Jeremy lives in Oklahoma with his husband, a pug, and a ball python. He has been writing for years, both before and after his conversion to penguinism, and will continue to do so to spite you all.
He enjoys writing in the third person, and has been doing so this entire bio. He wishes you good day, and invites you to bugger off and read some poetry while he goes and mocks the leopard seals.